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I showed my mom this and asked her what she saw, then this happened:
Mom: It’s a heart. Me: Yep. That’s what happened when their magic came together.  Mom: Their magic? Really? Me: And after that their magic exploded.  Mom: And Adam & Eve just tasted the apple.  Me: *dies of laughter*
My mom doesn’t even watch this show and she still see’s it.

I showed my mom this and asked her what she saw, then this happened:

Mom: It’s a heart.
Me: Yep. That’s what happened when their magic came together.
Mom: Their magic? Really?
Me: And after that their magic exploded.
Mom: And Adam & Eve just tasted the apple.
Me: *dies of laughter*

My mom doesn’t even watch this show and she still see’s it.

I…well…it is wet….

I…well…it is wet….

ON THIS DAY OF SWAN QUEEN REJOICING, I LOVE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU!! 

We’ve been through so much. With countless separations, a fandom that wanted to beat us down, writing that was looking like punishment for our love of this beautiful ship, and look what happened? We rode through the stormy sea that this ship was on and look how beautiful it was. Nobody can take this day from us, SWEN. We’ve earned this. Keep the love alive! 

MY SHIP IS STRONG ENOUGH TO SAVE THE DAY BY MAKING SWEET MAGIC TOGETHER AND NOW THEY’RE ON A SHIP. EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO CURL UP INTO A LITTLE BALL AND DIE BECAUSE THEY ARE PERFECT. 

WE ARE. 

I CAN’T.

THEY CAN.

May 7
Well, that was awkward. 
And a friendly reminder to go VOTE!! 

Well, that was awkward. 

And a friendly reminder to go VOTE!! 

May 6

Once Upon a Time Ship Bracket: Vote for Your Favorite Couple — Final!

After last nights clusterfuck, I’m more dedicated than ever to winning this damn thing and showing them how I feel. Get out there and vote!! 

May 5

What in the ever loving fuck did I just watch? You know what, show? Fuck you and the fucking ship you sailed in on. Do you really want to piss off one of your biggest fanbases? Do you want your ratings to tank even more? Because that’s what you just did. You alienated us. That “I love you” is the most absurd thing this show has ever done. We’ve seen nothing to demonstrate that those two still loved each other. Once when they were young and foolish, yes. But, now? No. Not even close.

I’ve had it with the queer baiting. Because that’s all this show ever does. That’s all we ever see. I have faith in this ship. It could be something truly spectacular but they are ruining it. They barely let them in the same room with each other this season and I’ve had enough. I know they’re scared of the lesbians but this is just a slap in the face. I don’t want to quit this show but they’re making it really hard for me to want to come back. 

May 5
Doctor Regina, at your service! 

I’m feeling relatively better. Not completely well but better than I was. Thanks for all the “get well” messages!

Doctor Regina, at your service!

I’m feeling relatively better. Not completely well but better than I was. Thanks for all the “get well” messages!

You know what I find laughable? That they have to keep telling us that Emma and Neal should be together. It’s hitting it every five seconds. If it’s something that should happen, you shouldn’t have to tell us, we would feel it.

And do you wanna know what a vast majority of your fans feel? The chemistry between Emma and Regina. That’s not something that you have to tell us. That’s something that we feel. That’s something that we see. That’s something that is in our hearts and that isn’t going away, I don’t care how many times you bring Neal up.

All I know is that I’m ready for Emma to come and swoop in and save Regina from the two muggles and the smarmy pirate. 

She’s got a point there…

She’s got a point there…